I like to stop the microwave at 1 second left just to feel like a bomb-defuser.
Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. "So it's like any other day."
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
