I like to stop the microwave at 1 second left just to feel like a bomb-defuser.
Only in America,do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time
Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy googles "how to read a book"
