I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it
I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.