I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
You haven't experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish
Temples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace & choose to pay for self destruction
Is google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions