I named my hard drive "dat ass" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time
Scientists proved that cows don't give us meat and milk. We just take it from them!
What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!