I never could bring a woman into my house. At first, because of the parents. Later, because of the wife
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
If you can't say something nice, say it to your husband... he's not listening anyway
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? Ughs and kisses!