I prayed to God for a car, but prayers doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

Share This Joke:

Funny One Liners

I prayed to God for a car, but prayers doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

is rated: 0 from: 0 votes

More One Liners jokes

I adore purchasing lavish items, and subsequently not use them, just to irritate the poor unfortunate ones.

Do you know if pigs have periods?' 'Are you kidding me? What idiot would keep a pig until she's 14?'

Who the hell allowed me to be born in this stupid head?' A Thought said and killed herself