I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again"
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone
Why do Retirees smile all the time? Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away