I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again"
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now
I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.