I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again"
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies
What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th? I only have eyes for ewe, dear
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don't like to interrupt her.