I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and I. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch
My resume is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that