I sleep better naked...why can't the flight attendant understand this?
What is the difference between a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle
My favorite sexual position: The Chilean miner. That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas
