I thought I was just really tired but it's been 5 years so I guess this is how I look now
Apparently someone in Texas gets stabbed every 2 minutes.... Poor guy!
When I was a kid my mother stopped breastfeeding me. I asked her why and she says "hey, I just wanna be friends."
What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of seamen
