I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, And the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? Ughs and kisses!
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!
