I wanted to thank you personally for the like. That's why I'm in your house.
Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
I've been running as fast as I can, but I still can't catch my breath.
