I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? They're trying not to attract any more undue blame then they already have.
