I'd advise you graduates to keep your graduation gown. It's the only outfit you might not outgrow
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
What's a man's idea of a perfect date? A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack