If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions
Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: Nice girls blush when they watch porn, Good girls smile cause they know they can do better
There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.