If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
