If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
I know Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words.
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell
