If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper
What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down
What is the difference between a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini