If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
Doggies just call it style.
Why did God create the orgasm? So women can moan even when they're happy.
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.