If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right, I feel ten years older already
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others