If you feel lonely, down, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up. Remember, you can always change your birthday on Facebook!
Every wife should understand one thing: a dinner will taste better if she cooks it less frequently
Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"