If you feel lonely, down, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up. Remember, you can always change your birthday on Facebook!
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
My wife's not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, "All kids smell that way."
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!