If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants
My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.
A woman's favorite position is CEO.
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
