I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
Friends wave red flags when you have a bad idea. Real friends pick up a camera
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
