I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? A boo-tie.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice
People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made