I'm selling a parachute - just as new, used only one time, didn't open once.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
