"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing... except when you're at a funeral
Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I... can't see.
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
