Is pikachu called pikachu because he always say pikachu or is he saying pikachu because he is pikachu?
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
I heard the conversation of two fish in a tank. The first asked the second “How do you drive this thing?
Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? The rest are hunting peckers