Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Annie." "Annie who?" "Annie body home?"
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
