Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected
My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock
What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.
How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
