It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.
Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step
If God hadn't meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco
Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.