It's better to have business with a drunk professional than a sober idiot.
I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very slowly because obviously she doesn't listen.
If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman.
I know Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words.
