It's ironically funny how axe handles are made of wood. It's like the ultimate "Fuck you" to trees.
However lonely you feel, you're never alone. There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house. Goodnight.
I'm the type of person who tries to fall back asleep in the morning, just to finish a dream
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people