It's ironically funny how axe handles are made of wood. It's like the ultimate "Fuck you" to trees.
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis
Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.