I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
Sorry, I'm out of my mind at the moment, please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!
My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.
