Karma is like 69. You get what you give.
When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
