Karma is like 69. You get what you give.
There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you
He doesn't know the meaning of fear... but then again, he doesn't know the meaning of MOST words
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
