Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy.
A woman is like a well-served table at which a man looks one way before he eats and differently after he ate
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
