Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it shits on your head.
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror
Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
