Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
I heard the next Steve Jobs movie will be on IMAX. It's the same movie, just on a bigger screen
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong
