Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
Darling, you are the most beautiful woman in this party! Did you invite these guests on purpose?
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it
