Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus, the clowns don't talk
He's a few clowns short of a circus.
Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.