Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens
I used to be in a band, we were called 'lost dog'. You probably saw our posters
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila