Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool's joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor