Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
Darling, you are the most beautiful woman in this party! Did you invite these guests on purpose?
Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called "Headmaster?"
They say you are what you eat, so lay off the nuts.