Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it
Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.