Money doesn't buy happiness.. Unless you're Hugh Hefner.
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
I'd like to start today by telling you how wonderful you are. I'd like to but...
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
