Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said "If you can read this the bitch fell off."
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle