My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right, I feel ten years older already
I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said "If you can read this the bitch fell off."
What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming
My wife's not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, "All kids smell that way."