My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock
Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy googles "how to read a book"
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass