My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
What happened when the man fell in love with his garden? It made him wed his plants!