My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
"Tired" isn't even a temporary state for me anymore it's more like a part of my personality at this point
Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.
