My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
