My new password is "incorrect". This way, whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say "Your password is incorrect"
Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.
One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday - eight hours
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one