My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.
Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.
Why can't blondes count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12