My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, And the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day
The only time a woman wishes that she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby
My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.