My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, And the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
Why is sex like a bridge game? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore so I switched her digital scale from Lbs to Kg