Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer... Oh wait, he does
When your kids are little, you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.
Apparently, saying "Wow, you've grown since I last saw you" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults
