No! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk. I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
If you love a woman, you shouldn't be ashamed to show her to your wife.
My wife's not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, "All kids smell that way."