Oh, you're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
A woman is like a well-served table at which a man looks one way before he eats and differently after he ate
Fridges should have glass doors.That way i don't have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move
I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser
