Oh, you're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!
