One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
What's a man's idea of a perfect date? A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.
You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?