Oxygen is proven to be a toxic gas. Anyone who inhales oxygen will normally dies within 80 years
You can't know a person well until you live with them. You can't know them really well until you divorce them
If you see me with a water bottle, there's probably vodka in it
Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?